14 October 2007

Requirements to Join the Cast

Since someone has now asked I feel it is only reasonable to describe what the requirements to be a member of the cast are.

Essentially people who are mentioned are people who I care about, not necessarily people I have slept with, and who complicate my life by the simple matter of their very existence. Only the ones considered immediate problems are included, so there may at some point be friends included as well, but at the moment friends are not complicating things for me.

The only people who will not be added are family.

Anyway, just to add a touch of vague relevance to this, I heard today that my ex-wife has remarried.

The reason this amuses me is that we still have not had a divorce, so she is now committing bigamy. I love when I have the opportunity to make bad things happen to people I do not like.

5 comments:

Simply Curious said...

I have to admit, that's pretty funny. In the US, I don't think you can even get a marriage license without having a legal divorce. If you could, I'm afraid, I would've probably done it a long time ago.

p.s. that word verification thing is really fucking annoying...

FreeOscar said...

If you're mormon you can...only in Utah.

Mr R Rabbit said...

Fortunately I'm in England, thereby meaning that I can screw her over on a whim now, should I get into a bad mood.

Anonymous said...

Go for it! I say make your ex wife's life as miserable as possible.

Am I nice or what?!

AngelConradie said...

mr r rabbit... can i call you rabbit for short?
so how'd you find my blog? i can already tell i'm going to enjoy reading yours immensely!
i'm off to play catch-up now...